Roomies

Can you imagine Hurricane Mikey always using your shit, but never offering his return?
Well, now you know how Falcon Rob feels.

This poor fellow had the unfortunate honor of having Mikey always using his couch (bye bye springs/cushion) and HDTV setup. Imagine you coming home from a hard days work. Bustin your ass at the break in casino, dealing with fleas and shit, only to come home to find a 400lb jabba the hut sloth glued to your new couch, and watchin sportscenter, or some history channel. Imagine that. Every fucking night. You come home all tired, just want to relax a bit, watch some Hockey but this guy has your remote (Can't help but think is he going to eat it?). But yeah, its a tough situation. You want to say get the fuck off my couch, dont touch my remote with your bacon grease hands, but he is your roomate so you have to be nice. And Falcon Rob is a nice guy, so of course he dont say shit.

So imagine how relieved Rob was to finally move out. Rob, congrats on finally being able to watch on your own set. Go Buckeyes. As for our friend Mikey, if anyone wants to buy him a new HDTV, it is on his Amazon wishlist. The nerve, to ask strangers to buy his ass a TV !!